My friend is just obsessed with whales! I have no clue why. Here's somewhat of what's going on... when I asked him what we should do tonight... he responds by saying, "Whales!" And one time he said that he is going touch a whale and no one can stop him except maybe another whale. I am very concerned about him since I believe in not touching whales! That’s violating them! Please help me out! Thanks!
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You're kidding right?  Tell him to knock if off, and talk about something else.  Simply, recommend he goes in to Marine Biology, but leaves the rest of you out of it!  

I could talk whales all night, but I wouldn't force someone to listen that is clearly bored!  Whales are  fascinating creatures and when he gets older with the right degree, the right reasons and the right permits, he can touch a damn whale.  Until then tell him there is more to life than whales.

Good Luck

P.S. I have been to Sea World several times and there no whales.  Orcas are in the dolphin family.  They also don't let you touch them or swim with them.  They may let you get a kiss from one though.
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take him to sea world to touch and swim with whales. he need to get it off his system.
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hey.. here's your answer..








































































whales!!!
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you two obviously need to stop dating large women
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i dont think that you should talkn to this person anymore
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Tell him your real name is Captain Ahab....
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Well first... don't put it under Home > Pets > Fish > Question...
because a whale  is a mammal.. not a fish.... or a pet...
Let him touch one..... and get over it..... whales need love too...
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Take him to sea world!  Shoot he will have a blast then maybe take him to a psychiatrist for help.
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Atleast it's not barbeques he's obsessed wiht.
He won't get near a Whale stop worrying.
Or just start getting obsessed about soething dangerous like self harming then he'll shut up and start listening to you and you can make him stop.
(Don't actually self harm!)
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You got the right idea in the back of your mind, bub.  The kid wants you....he wants to violate your whaleness.  hahahahaahah
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I don't understand your question.  Are you trying to get laid and he has more fascination in Whales than you?  If so - and you can handle that - then you have yourself someone who sounds like a potential conservationalist - or a dork who just hasn't got a clue about life!
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Yeah, I agree with budaklolo, just take him to Seaworld, if he lives in Orlando, Florida, of course. Sometimes you can arrange a Private dinner for you and Family or friends, where Shamu puts on a show for everyone, maybe that would be a nice present for your friend, I think. >^..^<
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Flash cards and a 12 step group.  I suggest CA ( Cetacea Anonomous). And if that doesn't work, perhaps a sledgehammer lobotomy, it should resolve any lingering attraction to the largest life forms on the planet.
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uh.................
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take him to a place that has whales then he'll stop talking about it...i think..
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